spiders

November 11, 2007 - Sunday

spiders Category: Blogging Ethan: "MOM!!!!! There's a mosquito behind you!! No, it's a SPIDER!!! Lookout, there's a spider behind you!!" Me: "Yep. There's a tiny spider there. Let's take him outside." We take it outside, and go back in the house. Ethan: "What kind of spider was that?" Me: "I don't know, honey. Just a tiny spider." Ethan: "I think maybe it was a grass spider." (Hmmmm...maybe because we found a grass snake yesterday?) Ethan: "NO!! I think it was a PAPER spider!!" ( Hmmmmm....maybe because we used a piece of paper to scoop it up and take it outside? LOL) Ethan: "Yea! It was a paper spider. That's it. You know what paper spiders eat?" Me: "No. What do paper spiders eat?" Ethan: "Paper spiders eat PEOPLE!!" Me: "No, honey. Spiders don't eat people." Ethan: "Yes. Paper spiders do. You know why they eat people? Because they think our brains are giant meatballs!!" Me: ROTFL OLD COMMENTS FROM MYSPACE: Oh my God! I just read all your blogs and they are hilarious!!! I have tears running down my cheecks. You have to wonder where Ethan comes up with this stuff. Thanks for the laughs! Tara Posted by Tara on November 12, 2007 - Monday at 8:54 PM ROTFL too!!! Posted by Christina on November 13, 2007 - Tuesday at 5:20 PM