100 SANTAS

December 20, 2007 - Thursday

100 SANTAS Ethan: There's a piece of glass on the floor. Me: No, that's just a piece of plastic wrap. I'll throw it away. Ethan: What did it come from? Me: I don't know, it's just a piece of plastic wrap. Ethan: What did it come from? Me: I don't know. Ethan: WHAT did it come from? Me: Honey, I told you I don't know. I STILL don't know, even after you ask 3 times! Ethan:Oh. Maybe Santa bringed it. Me : No, I don't think Santa would come and leave trash in our house. That wouldn't be nice. Ethan: Maybe it was the other santa.....the garbage santa....he brings you trash. Me: Really? There's a garbage santa? Ethan: Yep. There's 100 santas. There's a frog santa, a robot santa, a garbage santa, a people santa, a toy santa. There's lots of them. Me: Really? What does a people santa do? Ethan: He just works and plays. Like people do. Me: Oh. What about the frog santa. What does he do? Ethan: He hops. There is a shoe santa too. Me: What does the shoe santa do? Ethan: He walks. On one leg. The toy santa brings you toys. Me: What does the robot santa do? Ethan: He farts. That's it. Even there's a garbage can santa....he holds all the trash when we throw it away. Me: What other santa's are there? Ethan: There's a house santa. Me: What does the house santa do? Ethan: He just sits there and dooz nuffing, just like our house. Me: Oh. Ethan: There's a paint santa, and a toilet santa too! Me: What does the paint santa do? Ethan: Makes everything colors! Me: I'm afraid to ask what the toilet santa does. Ethan: He FLUSHES!! (Can you tell this conversation happened in the bathroom?) Ethan: Oh- wait! This one's a really bad one. It's a shark santa - that's bad....he bites. (Can you tell this conversation happened in the bathroom?) OLD COMMENTS FROM MYSPACE: shark santas are even worse when you have to sit in their laps! -aaron Posted by megan on December 21, 2007 - Friday at 12:17 PM