December 1, 2007 - Saturday
How do you boil a pig?
After 20 minutes laying in bed trying to get Ethan to sleep, this is what he comes up with....
"Mom, how do you boil a pig?"
Ethan: "How do you boil a pig?"
Me: I don't know, why?
Ethan: (As if I am so dumb for being confused)You need wood and fire. You take the wood and rub it together and make a fire. Then you put the piggy on it. Or a chicken. But not a cow. That's how you boil a pig.
Uh-huh. And where does this come from???? Seriously.