There are just some things that no one tells you about when you're going to be a mom. Like some of the conversations you will have with your three year old. Today's moment about learning how to put on your own underwear, for example.
Me: Put your underwear and shorts on, so we can go to the park.
Nick: Cool! It has a wiener pocket!!
Me: Yes, it has a weiner pocket... laughing....
Nick: It's a weiner pocket!!! It's a weiner pocket!!
Me: Still laughing... Yes, but the weiner pocket goes in the front...